So I thought of the perfect weapon to get the chupacabra with. THE SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think about it. Colonel Sanders took this deadly weapon of mass destruction and combined it with Trans Fats and his buckets of chicken and killed millions.

Just call me Spork Boy!

1st ever Chupacabra hunt booked!

A dream will become reality when I go on my first chupacabra hunt this November. Going to start off with an easy trip to Ensenada. That way if it gets too hairy, we're not far from the US where chupacabras only go in Puerto Rico.

Plan on drinking lots of tequila. Have to research other useful tools to ensure the chupacabras don't take me down and suck my life away.